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National Punt Day

The 2nd Monday in December marks the point in the holiday season where it’s borderline acceptable to begin punting work meetings to early January. This “power move” demonstrates your acknowledgement that the peace and joy of the holiday season is not to be interrupted by needless, end-of-year meetings, zoom calls and town halls.
“My manager asked me to schedule a full team meeting to go over 4th quarter sales figures, but F-that! It’s National Punt Day so I’m going to push the meeting out till January and go shopping!”
by BigBird321 December 12, 2022
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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022
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National I Just Be Dick Day

National I just be dick day falls on December 7. Famous Celebrity DVS (Initials used to preserve anonymity) The origin of this phrase started in an apologetic attempt to this day wether it was successful or not is unknown. But nowadays it serves to be the most hilarious phrase when you just wanna be dick!
“I just be dick” Was the words that started ‘National I just be dick day
by The Nice Internet Fellow December 13, 2022
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National kiss a fisherman day

On December 15 it’s mandatory to kiss someone who goes fishing
Bro Jenny kissed me today because I guess it’s National kiss a fisherman day
by HighVoltageOutdoors December 13, 2022
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National Milania Day

by bestfriendsgm December 13, 2022
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National Haidyn’s mom day

A day to simp over Haidyn’s hot fucking mom
“Hey, have you seen Haidyn’s mom? It’s National Haidyn’s mom day!”
“Yeah, she’s so hot right? She is my sugar mommy.”
by Rhmshjkskkwkks December 14, 2022
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Go up to your crush and shart on them
being defined:
You: Hi

Crush: hi
You: guess what day is it
Crush: huh what
You: it’s National shart on your crush day and uhm i like you *sharts aggressively on them*
by Friendliest friendly friend December 14, 2022
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