West valley high school

A shitty school located in middle of nowhere aka Anderson California most students their vape in the bathrooms and get high in the class, they sacrifice eagles on their roof of their classes and have a tree called the virgin tree (where people have sex on school grounds and throw their shoes in the tree), most the students their are rednecks and druggies that have s.t.d.'s from their orgy's in the bathroom.

Dude 1. Hey what school you going to.
Dude 2. West valley high school, why
Dude 1. Dont you guys have orgy's and sacrifice eagles.
Dude 2. Yeah why?

by Mr idk February 19, 2019

Aptakisic Jr. High School

Aptakisic Jr. High School, also known as Stabtakisic, is a school full of toxic people, with a mix of crackheads. The truth is, a girl got stabbed with a pencil there. It first only contained 7th and 8th grade, but then the school board decided to add 6th graders. What were they thinking? Now they got a bunch of midgets running around, doing fortnite emotes. The lunch is pretty dope, and the teachers are pretty chill. It's all just a popularity contest of who can date the most in a short period of time, so beware.

Carl: Yo I got stabbed last year with a pencil.

Alan: wait did you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?

Carl: yeah

Alan: oh no wonder you got stabbed

by JoeMamaGay:) October 21, 2019

May River High School

May River High School in Bluffton SC is a country club for all the rich white chads that live in Bluffton, but its disguised as a high school, half the kids drive here with pavement princess's for trucks, and the other half come with some expensive looking cars, in the parking lot of the school, you can be standing at any spot in the parking lot and there will be a juul cartridge on the ground, half the teachers here dont even do their job, the staff cares more about dress code than fights, and the bathrooms here might as well just be called the juul rooms. People here blow out all their money on shooting dice and most of the girls here are just snowbunnies that talk shit behind your back, If you are zoned here at any point in time, Run. Because you'll know what I'm talking about soon enough.

Person 1: Oh, what school do you go to?
Person 2: I go to May River High School.
Person 1: Oh ok, so that means you've got a juul on you, right?
Person 2: Of course, who at May River doesnt?

by Blufftonisgarbage January 4, 2019

St marys high cheshunt

the most shittiest school in london idec before mr simms came it was live everyone who came out is on piss mr simms stink he can suck my left toe lanky prick.

A. Do you go st marys high cheshunt?
B. Yes I do
C AHHHAAA Its so shit bro

by SuCkK yO mUdDaA April 1, 2020

Central Islip High School

School on Long Island in New York. This school is full of spic wannabe gang members of such gangs like MS-13 and Latin Kings. The girls are stupid as shit and love smoking vape and are usually pregnant in sophomore year after getting fucked by a Senior. The teachers are the only types of white people in the school and they get mad over the stupidest shit. People usually skip class by walking throughout the circle of the school and they do cyphs in the bathroom. The school smells like shit and theres always a sped kid whos a janitor in lunch who breakdances out of no where. The football team is worse than the Cleveland Browns and their helmets cost 10 dollars, also the soccer team keeps getting fucked up by the Brentwood High School soccer team.

Guy 1: Yoooo where did you get all these drugs from?

Guy 2: Oh I go to central islip high school, we do cyphs all the time in the bathroom.

by Taxther October 3, 2019

Brooklyn Technical High School

the only school where it is ok to play with swords in the park next to it. A school that will give you so much HW that you will have no time to watch TV. A school with so many asians that you will eventually have Asian Fever. A school where it is not hard to find fake people. A school that can make you feel like SHYT after being the top of you school in middle school. A school for the "Stuy. Rejects". A school where you can make some great freinds that can get you through all the bullshit you deal with in this school and can make it worthwhile.

Little Bobby cried for three days after finding out he was rejected by Stuyvesant but said "Fuck It, I'll Go to Brooklyn Technical High School!" there he Found that he can get so much and HW and can't even watch family guy anymore. But he became friends with Stanely and found that brooklyn tech isnt all bad

by RYAMIX January 10, 2010

Bishop Kearney High School

Bishop Kearney is a private school located in the town of Irondequoit in Rochester, NY that functions like a public school for a reason that only God knows. The school has some of the weirdest rules and enforcement actions for the softest things, they are worried about all of the wrong problems, and they begged Tom Golisano for money to keep the school open for their whopping 300 enrollments. The dress code apparently “separates” them from other schools and the issues that grabs their attention more than bullying and bad grades are cellphones and the fact that you’re wearing a comfy quarter zip that doesn’t say BK on it. On dress down days you’re not even allowed to wear hoodies because the president of the school thinks they’re “sloppy” but never sees any of the students, and is too busy sheltering himself in his 4x4 office. If you’re late by even 2 minutes after the bell ring and the announcements are over, you are written up and the only excuses they will take are excused absences due to music lessons, doctors/dentist appointments, family emergencies even though nobody schedules a doctors appointment for 7 AM. Their most recent additions to the faculty are the most weirdest teachers you’ll ever meet, whether it’s one teacher being overly scared of COVID-19 or the other treating your entire class like it’s a special education class, you’re guaranteed to hate any of the teachers, education, and the students who are mostly stuck up, dick head hockey players (girls and boys).

Bishop Kearney High School: Usually brought up in a conversation about schools, one would normally react surprised and dumbfounded that someone can be as crazy to attend this school.

Guy 1: Aquinas is an amazing school. What school did you say you go to again?

Guy 2: I go to Bishop Kearney!

Guy 3: ah hell nah

by glonked August 21, 2022