monkey paw

The struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item

I totally had to monkey paw the big phone

by Royroy February 17, 2015

ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Monkey

A first aids kit

I got raped by a monkey and now I have AIDS.

by bonkobi December 6, 2020

Monkey

Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.

Yo mama a monkey (thas on JAH)

by Justin McGinnis September 15, 2021

big word stand for monkeys evolution

yea

big word stand for monkeys evolution kill your self

by peniscum123 March 17, 2023

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.

1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

by АлександрМ August 7, 2023

monkey

black

black monkey

by ghdyul;fyhu;lhgfgtfghlhgftghk; October 17, 2022