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Saudi Arabian Naval Jack

The act of covering yourself in oil, masturbating, and ejaculating into your own belly button.
Sorry Dave, would love to go to the pub tonight but I'm giving myself the ol' Saudi Arabian Naval Jack.
by SANJ Appreciater November 27, 2024
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Jack

Jack is a super easy going, nice guy & you’ll often find him with a camera in his hand. Jack is shorter than most men, his friends know him as wee man and his girlfriend talks of his banana shaped penis!
OMG… that jack guy is sooo SMALL! He’s a wee little fellagood dick though!
by 2ndTallestManInAsia November 23, 2021
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Jack

Jack is a small creature, of Irish origin, known for it's easily disrupted temper and compulsive lying. Jack's love to make threats that they well never deliver, not only this, but they get all up in people's faces when they are challenged, clicking their fingers as they do so, to try and seem larger then they really are. Most Jack's are pessimists, always attention seeking when a problem occurs.
"Hey billy, how are yu-"
A jack interrupts for attention.
"LOL OMG WHAT'S BILLY DOING?"
by Mysterious Jack Hunter October 28, 2013
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Jack

Really just a sarcastic asshole, can be nice at times but makes you step back and wonder whether or not he's being serious... probably not.
Person: Hey did you hear the joke Jack made the other day?

Person 2: Are you sure he wasn't just being a dick?
by Henry||| March 20, 2017
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jack treanor

A man with an extremely robust wiener
Did you hear that guy has a phat wang, he must be “jack treanor”
by Jacktreandog October 4, 2019
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Jack Summers

Jack Summers is a lethal and feral chav. He chooses to spend time either sleeping on discord or making satisfying sounds (such as the helicopter) to Harry Styles as he tries to impersonate his wild and furious locks. Jack has a very sexy mother named Ellen. We only care about Ellen, nobody loves Jack.
Jack Summers like to use go on discord whilst doing the helicopter.
by magid magid July 30, 2018
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Nigga Ass Jack

This Gay Nigga loves to suck off his neighbours cat lol
by SPCAU August 28, 2019
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