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That ONE Ugly Friend

They ugly guy in the group who thinks he gets bare girls when he doesn't really. Then brags about it 24/7 about being called 'bae' and their whole conversation. Its one of those guys who just pisses you off and you just want to say it straight to their face but don't want to hurt any of their ugly feeling. :
Ugly: Yo, mans chatting bare gyal nowadays, mans gonna be on it and that! She called me 'bae'.

Friend: *thinking in his head* Mate, stfu about getting bare girls. You act like girls have never said BAE to you and you get all happy. Like, chill. Doesn't mean your together. Your ugly anyway, they probably going through you to get to your good looking friends so chill. Its always that one ugly friend
by Whargwarm September 6, 2016
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two in the rung and one in the dung

Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
by UrbanKing21479293 June 8, 2016
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One trick

“One trick” are players who play only one hero and often decline to change their choice when teammates suggest they pick a hero that can deal with the enemy team hero choices better.
Henry hunter is a one trick.
by DarkZPlays February 26, 2023
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one nation

When a person wears and repeats the use a particular item all the time.
Mehn these my blue trousers have become one nation.
by Omoyemi T May 10, 2008
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That one guy nobody invited

That one unwanted person who ALWAYS finds a way to get into your conversations no matter the topic.
You: “Remember that one time back in high school when you-“
Random kid across the room: “I remember that!”
The friend you were talking to: “Oh my gosh it’s that one guy nobody invited”
by thatonekidnextdoorlol October 7, 2025
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one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.
Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…
by All city September 19, 2022
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one eyed snake

Dick! Large Johnson! Huge hose!
Harley eats one eyed snakes for breakfast!
by HomelessWizzard August 7, 2022
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