Two Babies One Fox

The most fucked up shit you will see on the internet.

This comic is not for the weak, And i suggest you to not look the comic up.

Jack: Hey man, Did you read Two Babies One Fox?
Alex: What's that?
Jack: Google it up!
*literally 2 minutes later*
Alex: Jack, What the fuck?!
Jack: LOLLLL!!!!

by Houxton999 January 31, 2025

One piece

One piece is an anime that started around the middle ages and is predicted to end when heat waves destroy the earth.

Me: bro, have you heard this super awesome anime called one piece
Friend: yes, it seems interesting, though you know i have a tight schedule so how many episodes is it?
Me: uhhhhh

by Anthonias June 3, 2023

one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson

Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"

by noturdad020 March 25, 2022

long one.

it's the long 4 square line from tetris.

Long One.

"oh look, it's the... Long one."

by ArcsinTan April 29, 2022

one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Would I Grant It?"

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Scouty One

To pull something real fast.

This references the Scout, in team fortress 2, who has a 33% increase in speed, so he is faster than everyone

Girl: “You... were done real fast.”
Boy: “See, I pulled a scouty one on ya.”
Girl: “We are through.”

by LilNibbaVat September 18, 2019