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Monkey in the Middle

A sexual occurrence involving a threesome of two females and one male in which the first woman is STD-positive and the guy and the other gal is not. The guy first has intercourse with the diseased girl, receiving dangerous bodily fluids on his penis yet miraculously not acquiring her STD. He then gives penile pleasure and, unfortunately, the first woman's bodily fluids to the second female, endowing her with the disease from his "dirty needle." After this, he is effectively called the “monkey in the middle
Darv: Ron, I heard you were the monkey in the middle this past weekend. You got severely lucky, man.
Ron: Darvy, It's as though I've murdered by surviving.
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Autistic Goon Monkey

When Some Retarded fag is being a douchebag and cant argue for shit so you call him an autistic goon monkey
One:"I Like Genshin Inpact" Two: "Shut the fuck up your an Autistic Goon Monkey"
by MuntingMasteofMinneSoda April 10, 2025
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Diamond Monkey

Someone who is higher than just gay. Someone who cannot go 5 minutes without having sexual intercourse with other men.
guy 1: dude hes such a diamond monkey
guy 2: yeah his name is prolly jim or jake or something like that.
by anonymous June 6, 2025
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Smoke Monkey

Another word for a black person if you cant say the n-word when addressing them
Look at those Smoke Monkeys saggin there pants and drinking 40s
by DopeDonald69 February 22, 2024
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Artic Monkey

"Get that artic monkey off my lawn!"
by Articmonkeyballz June 8, 2024
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Humping Monkey

I don’t watch humping monkey porn it’s all fake
by Numpty April 12, 2020
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monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly
Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup
by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024
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