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Yard Baby 

A Yard Baby is a child or adolescent that plays in the front or backyard without shoes on their feet. They feel a special connection with the earth and nature; A bohemian soul with wanderlust. One who lives and plays without worry or fear. They're hands and feet are usually dirty, from the ground. They're laughter is contagious and their eyes are innocent and full of wonder. Yard Babies prefer spending in their time outside frolicking in the sunshine and exploring their vivid imaginations; turning fantasy into reality in their minds. A yard baby feels safe.. Even while exposed in broad daylight.
There are mud tracks on the floor again.. Must be those yard babies!

She danced and spun around barefoot and starry eyed just like a yard baby.
Yard Baby by 13etches July 20, 2016
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Shotgun Baby 

A shotgun baby is a baby that is intended to "save" a deteriorating marriage.
"Sharon and Larry are having a shotgun baby, thinking it'll save their marriage...pft"

Bonus baby

1. The unwanted child
2. What’s parents call their accidental child
Look at my little bonus baby

Rainbow Baby Bird

During anal intercourse involving two males, the male penetrating pulls out at climax and ejaculates inside the other males mouth. That male then spits the semen back into the other males mouth. That male then bends the other male over and spits then semen back into the other males gaping anus.
Last Friday night I watched Chris give an amazing Rainbow Baby Bird.

run over the baby hill 

having sex with a heavily pregnant woman
"the missus was feeling a bit frisky the other day so I had to take a run over the baby hill"

sick with a baby 

Kat: I heard you throwing up this morning, are you hungover?
Hsa: No, just sick with a baby.

my food baby is kicking 

An expression used when eating too much (and thus getting a food baby) induces a stomach ache. Often associated with menstrual cramps exacerbated by over-eating. "Baby" may also be pronounced "bebe".
Why did I eat that third piece of pizza and then the fro yo? My food baby is kicking like hell.