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Jack Hills

A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.

He may also be thinning at an early age.
Jack Hills, boy oh boy I’d love some of your meth
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024
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Ass-jack

Fucking somebody in the ass in a jackhammer motion and making jackhammer sounds
I am going to ass-jack you so hard, you won't shit right for a week.
by David_jason May 26, 2016
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Elf Jacking

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.

Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.

I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024
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jack

holy shit, have you seen jack today?
let me guess, he got all the girls wet again.
by LuckyChen May 11, 2021
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Jack

Jack is an amazing, wonderful, respectful, and sexy person. If you are lucky enough to have a Jack in you’re life you are very lucky and should cherish every moment you have with him.
Jack and Avery should date!
by ?dilligaf? June 24, 2020
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Jack Clark

Dirty dirty man who touches his sister in her sleep. Not to be trusted around schools.
Jack Clark is a dirty dirty rotten man.
by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021
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