A tall dark handsome man who isn’t afraid of injecting narcotics into his body.
He may also be thinning at an early age.
He may also be thinning at an early age.
by CraigLuvzKidz December 27, 2024

by David_jason May 26, 2016

(Verb) The act of rubbing an elf's ears, sexually.
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Applies to D&D and LoTR elves
Not Keebler (that is frosting)
Not Santa's (that's workplace harassment)
Did you know elf ears are so sensitive, they can cum if you rub them right? Gotta love a good elf jack.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
I don't know where the wizard is, probably elf jacking the spawn again.
by Mission.Control June 26, 2024

by LuckyChen May 11, 2021

Jack is an amazing, wonderful, respectful, and sexy person. If you are lucky enough to have a Jack in you’re life you are very lucky and should cherish every moment you have with him.
by ?dilligaf? June 24, 2020

by Spicyboy2319 September 2, 2021
