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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.
After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"
by GooseInKai April 24, 2024
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monkey business

“ i would really like to shop there. that’s a monkey business “
by lilstankstank October 13, 2022
mugGet the monkey businessmug.

Swall Monkey

A Belfast term for someone who drinks a lot
"Here lad look at the hack of yer man he is so steaming!"
"Aye he's a f**king Swall Monkey!"
by Kronusvirus February 24, 2020
mugGet the Swall Monkeymug.

lost his monkey

a frantic or excessive showing of rage or panic.
Steve completely lost his monkey at work yesterday when he found out that his cubical was shortened to make room for the new copy center.
by peterosefiretruck November 6, 2010
mugGet the lost his monkeymug.

Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
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monkey-brained

Someone who is scattered all over the place. They had stuff all over the place and can't stick to one idea.
Damn rea is so Monkey-brained
by monkeybrainedrea July 4, 2021
mugGet the monkey-brainedmug.

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