Angel Face Moment

When you are physically attracted to someone in full awareness of how awful of a human being they are, and continue to be out of pure emotional unrestraint.

John: God, I know Jared Leto is a cult leader… but he was so hot as Angel Face in fight club!

Joan: This is literally an Angel Face moment

by Jerry the killer duck August 14, 2023

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020

Two-faced Teddy

A reference from the Chuckle Sandwich Podcast: #2. It consists of Schlatt and Charlie Slimescicle talking shit about Ted, who sits in awe and denies the false claims.

"Now that's the face of two-faced Teddy."

"I am at a loss for words."

by milky-andro February 22, 2021

not just a pretty face

If someone is not just a pretty face, they are not only attractive but also intelligent.

How did you know that?
Well, I'm not just a pretty face, you know.

by flatplanet March 1, 2021

resting glitch face

Noun.

a frozen facial expression of a negative demeanor during a video call caused by low internet connectivity, or general disinterest in the subject being discussed. (rgf)

Tim: Did you.....................
Tommy: ???
Tim: ....after we all left?
Tommy: Hahaha, you had a real resting glitch face! I thought you were angry for a second. My connection must be bad, I missed the middle of the question man.

Kitty: So what are your thoughts?
Kimmy: ........
Kitty: I think you froze! You got a real resting glitch face going on...
Kimmy: I just don't care about any of that. Tell them to do better.

by Woogster Rawr Rawr March 26, 2021