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plank time

smallest possible time that science NOW can handle
its the speed of light in vacuum passing one plank volume
errrrrrrrrr there are more plank time in one second than how many second since the big bang started
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI November 22, 2021
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Ass-time

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.
by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021
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Bucket-time

Dev gets a phone number from a girl
Friend says, "Bucket-time devin"
by buckettimeboy March 1, 2011
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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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Pocket time

The time when you 'put someone in your pocket' or in other words - find then extremely cute and want to protect them at all cost.
"omg stay, you're so adorable, pocket time rn."
by ItsjLAV May 29, 2023
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an X of all time

A phrase to poke fun at overrated or mediocre things. It can make a person think something is about to be praised if they read it too quickly.
Instead of praising something, this phrase states that the things was one of the things in existence.
The “X” is just a filler and can be replaced by other words, typically “moment.”
“This is an X of all time
Magnolia by Playboi Carti is a song of all time.”
by alaboski August 12, 2024
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bro i was a dude the whole time

When that one guy in the friend group who always identified themselves as female just pulls this out of nowhere.
A: "Bro, I was a dude the whole time."
B: "Shut up ni-"
A: "But it's true!"
C: "YOU TOLD ALL OF US YOU WERE A GIRL-"
A: "Do you even understand?"
D: "Well, 'bro i was a dude the whole time' means that you were a man the whole time but identified as another gender."
A: "Oh."
by anidiotwhoisbadatblender February 27, 2025
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