Depression jack

A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.

I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle

by DanTheWan August 12, 2023

homie-jack

when you and your homies complain about an OP weapon but don't give a jack shit about adapting to the new meta

So you are telling me the AUG is overpowered and you don't buy it? I'm not believing you homie-jack!

Make that a thing, homie-jack is a thing.

by xdefl May 10, 2020

Jack Kufferman

Jack kufferman (also known as "big dick nick" or even "the horse cock jock") is a very athletic man. He beat usain bolts record thanks to his hyperpowered third leg and has participated in many sword fights with the arab badi himself, saad alabadi!!! Unfortunately, it is hard for jack to hide massive jack jr. Since he is way too big to fit in jack's pants.

"Oh my god my dick is so big, i feel like jack kufferman."
"Why is your dick so small henry, if only u had a jack kufferman."

by Sword fight india scout (sfis) November 22, 2021

Jack Gunn

Jack Gunn Is an Extremly Powerful and smart Overlord, He is capable of Bringing death to anyone.

"What would you do if Jack Gunn Came for you?"
"Not if, When"

by Sexycorysmacker October 11, 2022

Jack Sparrow

He is the main character of Pirates of the Caribbean and is played by the great Johnny Depp AKA the best actor ever to exist!

You: OMG WHO EVER PLAYS JACK SPARROW IS A GREAT ACTOR!
Me: YOU DIDN'T KNOW JOHNNY DEPP PLAYS HIM YOU'RE SUCH A DISCRASS!

by Ferocious Fox May 31, 2022

Swag-jacked

To steal another person's style/ character

Hey u swag-jacked me!!

by FIREKRACKER October 28, 2019

Jack o’smack

A sex position where the woman puts a pumpkin on her head, while the man smacks her ass till it’s bright red and looks like a wild card. Also known as pumpkin fucking.

1- You what? What’s Jack O’smack?

2- Dude, haven’t you ever pumpkin fucked your girl? Fan-fucking-tastic!!!!

by Onyx_hana April 24, 2022