Jack Thomson Disease

A disease that makes you like pasta and pole dance

Me: Look is that guy pole dancing

Other guy: he must have Jack Thomson Disease

by Amongusinreallifesussus June 12, 2021

Jealous jack

Basically a jealous bald man who can’t be happy for his friends demon ways

Nathan is a jealous jack and basically is a bot and can’t appreciate picks movement

by Sir pickles March 19, 2022

jumping jack jesus

An attempt to jump SF to Alcatraz on a ramp built for Pastrana to do using only Element 115.

Bird_ This is the shit Lazar sent me.
Pastrana_ Good????..
Bird_ It's OK.

SNOOP DOG_ shit GaryMike...
li da jumping jack jesus
Pastrana_ What about GARYMIKE???
Craig_ yep. go get em Tiger.
Aaron. I love you Garymike.

by craigbird1968 January 28, 2021

Jack

Jack is the name of a guy who, has a good heart and doesn’t care what anyone think about him, he stands up for his friends doesn’t let anyone out them down, and he’s always down for anything

Girl: OMG did you see the way jack stood up for his friend that was getting bullied
Boy: yeah! Awesome person, I wish

by Namedefy January 15, 2020

Jack Wolgemuth

This is a young man that simply loves the game of Volleyball. Already All-American since the age of 16. He has great potential. Many also refer to him as Woogy and find peace in his kind showing of personality.

Kenadie: Woah, did you see that super cute volleyball guy?
Me: Yeah that’s my boy Jack Wolgemuth!

by TheG December 21, 2023

Jack

Jack is overall nice, intelligent, good-looking, and somebody you can count on to be there. He's very outgoing with his closest friends and loves deeply no matter the relationship. Although he is very shy with new people, he always tries his best to seem confident when he speaks. He never wants to leave things on the bad side and always strives to fix his mistakes. He wants everybody in his life to be positively impacted by his presence and always tries to be a shining light. Though he has all these things he's always hard on himself. He seems to always downsize himself and never understands how amazing he truly is. So if you find a Jack, remind him every day that he is more than enough and that not everybody's perfect.

Stranger: "Hey, who's that guy over there?"
Friend: "Oh that's Jack, he's the therapist of our friend group."

by GodSpeed1681 February 26, 2024

Jack Kerobyan

Boy WITH FAT TITTIES AND HAS A NICE ASS AND LIKES MEN

Wtf Is THAT Jack Kerobyan.

by johhansdiw October 26, 2018