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Jacking Lumber

Masturbanating... But in a manly way, like a lumberjack.
by bigboybobo June 24, 2024
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jack glew

A ugly pedofiel that tickles little kids
Look at that gay pedophiel jack glew
by Fat ugly man named Sam February 20, 2018
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jack-o-lantern epilepsy

The act of engaging in a muskrat brawl with a king cobra
Dueling with a muskrat and a king cobra "jack-o-lantern epilepsy
by Poopmasteroimp October 19, 2013
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Jack

The cutest, sweetest and hottest guy ever. He always makes sure that I'm okay, and brings me up when I am down. He puts a smile on my face and makes me happy. I can't get enough of Jack's subtle but irresistible humour and his adorable face. As much as he thinks we're friends, I love him so much. When I think of who I love, his is the first face to come to my mind. He is a mother fucking genius and and all rounded talented guy.
Wow Jack is so cute!

I love Jack so much he is so cute, funny and kind!
by Aquarius Af November 22, 2021
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Answer Jacked

When somebody asks a question that wasn't related to you at all, and you answer. This is usually done to make you seem smarter but you usually end up looking like a loser.
Mrs. Smith- So Daniel, what part of Australia are you from?
Daniel- uh, well-
Dylan-Queensland!!

Mrs. Smith- (turns around, looks at Dylan)... ok

-answer jacked
by Dylio 72 September 14, 2009
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jack

he a loving man. you cant meet anyone who is more loving.

he is really helpful kind and caring man.

jack is a loving name and a smart kid.
yo mate have you met jack?

no why who is he

jack is the most awesome guy ever.
by Romanboss December 26, 2019
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Jack

That guy is a Jack be careful with him.
Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack just wanted to suck some dick.
by DCYBER406 June 23, 2024
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