by 971bs June 30, 2016
Get the knock me over with a feather mug.when sam says do me, you find the nearest flat surface and grab sam. then you begin to have a macarena battle royale horazontaly. if you succeded in the battle, sam will booty drop in defeat run in shame. if sam won, expect her to zombie boy all over your effing face.
by sami sed :] March 2, 2008
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by evelena singleton March 24, 2005
Get the you don't know me mug.When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
by Long john slider October 17, 2017
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Get the Come fuck me vibe mug.by RimJob420 November 22, 2016
Get the you've got me clean there mug.Noun - Just because I’m suddenly upcoming doesn’t mean I dig you or I’m just doing it because I need something in return. Either way it could mean I was controlling all this time and came to a conclusion that you’re worth the second thought or I just found the color of your shoes complimentary to the chair over there and it sparked joy. So I was thankful. (Don’t get me wrong) #vague
Don’t get me wrong, I think we’ll be fine. Then again let’s not go there.
Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.
Don’t get me wrong I really wish things were different.
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