When someone thinks they're all that and a bag of chips, but you hate them so much that don't feel they're worth being compared to something good, even with sarcasm.
by JustYourAverageTwilightZoneFan June 8, 2023

by peepeepoopoo checcckk October 4, 2020

A handsome, athletic douchebag. He's got the world's best body but has fried his brain smoking mass pot. He claims to have given a girl 10 orgasms in an hour. Every girl secretly wants his dick.
*Best friends with Major Dick...
*Best friends with Major Dick...
by Mssss Lady June 16, 2010

by 123$272726/&/?:$:!:) July 4, 2022

Drag Bag
When a man slides his scrotum across the mouth, nose, cheek and eye sockets of said female....
When a man slides his scrotum across the mouth, nose, cheek and eye sockets of said female....
Recommend, execute this technique on a summer day or in a sauna
The old lady and I celebrated the 4th of July by some sexy time and I excuted the Drag Bag!
The old lady and I celebrated the 4th of July by some sexy time and I excuted the Drag Bag!
by Mcjtnb January 28, 2019

by Screwybob January 17, 2020

n. The 21st century "frat-tastic" type who wears his collar in the "up" position. His predecessor was the quintessential 80s "cool guy" sporting Oakley Razorblades and day-trading junk bonds.
Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag
Variations: collarbag, collar-bag, bag
"My girlfriend dragged me into Abercrombie the other day. It was unbearable. Wall-to-wall collar bags."
"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)
"Look at those douche bags with their collars up. Collar bag, yo!" (Sung to the tune of Gwen Stefani's "Holla Back Girl".)
by Josh Evilsizor July 23, 2008
