Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole
1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"
by Gocnitively pmiaired May 27, 2017
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air-bagged

Being on the receiving end of an activated automobile airbag. Typically due to an accident or collision.
I would have walked away from the accident, had I not been air-bagged.
by qbam89 October 19, 2010
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John Alan used this term to refer to Kanye West after he tweeted that women being called bitches in rap is a term of endearment.
MIke: Did you hear Kanye's new album?
Dave: Ya, that recursive-circle-jerk-shit-bag is misogynistic.
by I-am-not-the-same February 14, 2016
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Sweaty Ball Bag

When a mans giant pecker is overused, it creates a substance other than semen called sweat. This sweat can cover the poor males testicles causing an extreme case of Sweaty Ball Bag.
Ahhhhhh Fuck I got a Sweaty Ball Bag
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Bag Shadow

Bag Shadow is the dark scruffy look on your ball sack when you forgot to shave it for a few days.
Dam Robert you better break out the old lady's razor and shave them nuts because you have a bad case of Bag Shadow
by The Stiffis August 27, 2015
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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 07, 2011
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