by My grandma's house March 23, 2021

by kirras future hubby September 14, 2021

Crush: I hope that we can be more than just friends..
Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
Person: Fireworks I feel like glitter 😵 💫😳
by isa6elita August 25, 2022

Used as an alternative to "just like in real life / in the real world". Currently used by out-of-touch marketing executives and aging, formerly-trendy people desperately clinging to the last shreds of relatability with maturing zoomers, attempting to prove they are still trendy and "with it".
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
Inverse of the phrase "Just like in the simulations."
1: "If you spend money on this product or service, you'll have an edge on your competition- just like in the reals."
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
2: "Shut up, grandma. Go get your AARP card, you old fat bitch."
1: "I'm only 37. Stop being so toxic, you sexist, body-shaming incel!"
2: "Are you so elderly and out-of-touch you're unable to 'internalize' how blatantly artificial you sound to other people?"
1: *Spends a full 60 minutes angrily ranting on Twitter*
by Robert Boucher August 28, 2021

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way
by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

To exist and live as though you are a woman when in reality you are a man.
To have your mate behaving in the accusationary manner of your female spouse or partner.
To behave in the manner of a girlfriend and give advice as though your mate was channeling your woman.
Highly personal and a divergent reality warp if you're both heterosexual males.
In denial of your manliness.
To have your mate behaving in the accusationary manner of your female spouse or partner.
To behave in the manner of a girlfriend and give advice as though your mate was channeling your woman.
Highly personal and a divergent reality warp if you're both heterosexual males.
In denial of your manliness.
"Mate you're starting to sound like my bloody girlfriend, what's with gettin' so chick-like on me."
"C'mon mate i know you're wearing a skirt but could you get any more chick-like?"
"Mate your house is so clean it's almost chick-Like."
"What do you mean you're not comin' to the footy, mate you're getting so chick-like."
"C'mon mate i know you're wearing a skirt but could you get any more chick-like?"
"Mate your house is so clean it's almost chick-Like."
"What do you mean you're not comin' to the footy, mate you're getting so chick-like."
by Heath Myers May 29, 2007
