youre mom gay, lol

Your maternal parental guardian is in fact a homosexual. There is no acceptable rebuttal that will not make one seem to be immensely offended except for the response "no u" which is the ultimate rebuttal. Upon having one's mother be called homosexual, Mexican youth will become extremely offended and claim that they will in fact end your life. To which the statement without exceptions ends with the verb, lol, denoting audible laughter.

"I would believe you if not for the fact that youre mom gay, lol."
youre mom gay, lol
In conversation:

Tim: "Ha ha I love my mother."
John: "youre mom gay, lol"
Tim: "no u"
John immediately dies of massive heart attack

by The_nut_job May 6, 2018

lil gay wiener girl

a gay wiener girl who watches lesbian porn while eating a wiener and a dildo in Germany

"I hear that girl is a lil gay wiener girl and uses two wieners to penetrate herself."
"Woah really?"
"Yeah man she also likes watching lesbian porn"

by UGH I DONT KNOW? July 8, 2018

ur mum wack gay

just don't

it's instant death

just

just do not

Person 1: Hey fuck u bro
Person 2: *eyes turn solid red, starts floating in the air*
Person 2: ur mum...
Person 1: P-please
Person 1:I-I didn't m-mean to
Person 2: UR MUM
Person 1: NOOOO
Person 2: UR MUM WACK GAY
Person 1: *disintegrates, screaming in agony*

by myguysayswhy June 5, 2018

Gay Russian John Marc

Elton john a sexy short gay jiggaboob who singer-man

gay russian john marc is a sexy beast from the east

by Asskrak October 24, 2017

my mom gay lol

It's a horrible way to do suicide. Ur mom gay lol is the worst insult you can ever say. Because you say my mom gay lol it goes against you instead which will give you a lot of pain.

Suicider: I don't wanna live on this planet anymore.
Virgin: No don't do it im a virgin.
Suicider: My mom gay lol *dies*

by Goatmomz March 12, 2018

My Dead Gay Son

Kurt Kelly and Ram Sweeney from Heathers the Musical.

Bill: "You wait just a minute, Paul! It's ignorant, hateful talk like yours that makes this world a place our boys could not live in! They were not dirty! They were not wrong! They were two lonely verses in the Lord's great song!"
Paul: "Our boys were pansies, Bill!"
Bill: "Yes! My boy's a homosexual, and that don't scare me none. I want the world to know... I love My Dead Gay Son!"

by THEUNNAMEDEGG February 4, 2022

non-gay man love

affection between male acquaintances, that is in no way homosexual

also know as NGML

guy 1 - "man I love you"
guy 2 - "I love you too!"
guy 1 - "looks like a case of non-gay man love"

by sluggaa November 6, 2010