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Unprecedented Times

A dispensation of time where you are expected to be ripping your hair out, growing a beard, supermanning women, leaving your new wife to sneak off with Larsa Pippen, get as many women pregnant as possible all at once like Nick Cannon, and of course use lots and lots of hand sanitizer, also known as 2020.
These are some unprecedented times. It turns out we survived the pandemic and now I'm 30lbs bigger with 3 kids on the way and I have to explain to my wife where I've been.
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Mind Time

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"
by Wasted. October 18, 2008
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Time

The Inevitable marching of time that's slowly killing us.
Joe: Oi what time is it?

John: The time is 2 AM. Let me sleep u fuck...
by Some guy too much free time November 17, 2020
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Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.
by tjbeus February 1, 2023
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Show "someone" the time

A threat to kill someone.

Inspired from an old tradition of carrying out execution sentences in the "Piazza San Marco", Venice, Italy. The convict will be facing the infamous clock "Torre dell'Orologio" and the last thing he'll be seeing is "time".
-Person A: Yo Tony, if you don't get me that money in 2 days, I'm gonna show you the time!

Show "someone" the time
by Blackteawithmint September 27, 2019
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Time to Die

Some people like it
Some people fear it
But everybody faces it

Also just a funny ass thing to say
Ex 1: Death: It's Time to die!
Person: Finally, Bro
Ex 2: Death: It's time to die!
Person: NO!!!
by Elidacucumber January 17, 2024
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Simp time

When a Overage girl gets of work and simps for a minor
I just got off work I’m gonna have my simp time
by Shiver will make u shiver March 17, 2021
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