Sterling: Oh, is that what you want?
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
Lana: Yup
Sterling: Because that's how you get ants!
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Malory: Why are there donuts everywhere?
Sterling: Lana did that
Lana: I....
Malory: Do you want ants? Because, that's how you get ants!
by Viscount Druitt September 14, 2021

Give your girlfriend a hoodie so a piece of you will always be with them when they need it. Girls love boy’s hoodies
Girl: Guess what day it is!?!?
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on
Boy: what?
Girl: National give your gf your hoodie day (they get to keep it)
Boy: oh really…😏 here you go!
Girl: puts it on
by cacawaterlolol March 15, 2022

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by Chukoloco08 November 22, 2022

#EndUrbanDictionaryMugCrisis
Person 1: get a fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug for you uncle barry
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
Person 2: lemme commit sudoku real quick
by 123CountWithMe September 24, 2021

STOP UNEXCEPTING MY DEFINITIONS AND UPLOADING MY STUPID ONES. Let me just say, if this gets posted I will shit myself laughing.
by The Nintendo Fan 1889 October 12, 2016
