knock a buzzard off a shit wagon

to smell very bad (often with could, or would)

Damn, the smell of that those gym clothes is enough to knock a buzzard off a shit wagon if you'll pardon my language.

by The Return of Light Joker May 22, 2011

freeze the balls off a brass monkey

The cannon balls on a man o' war were stacked and held in place by a brass ring on the deck known as a brass monkey. In cold weather the sea spray would turn to ice thus freezing the cannon balls together and onto the ring.

Hence the expression "It's cold enough to freeze balls on a brass monkey" or simply "brass monkey weather". Note that the correct phrase is "on" NOT "off" a "brass monkey". The expression is often corrupted to hint at an association with a man's testicles balls

by TimB June 12, 2005

Wacking Off In My Tool Shed

from the latin whackingus ofingus innus myus toolus shedus meaning to get freaky in a secretive location

I love wacking off in my tool shed with my boyfriend who is extraordinarily endowned

by EAGLES TO THE SUPERBOWL January 18, 2005

get the monkey off your back

To silence one's personal or media critics

If you are going to survive in the modern media or entertainment world, you better learn how to get the monkey off your back.

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Period sis pop off pooh

Some weird sentence that lowkey (highkey) slaps to say🤨

person: period sis pop off pooh
*relief*

by AndreaSheeessh May 30, 2021

you make me want to off myself

To want to kill one's self

You make me want to off myself with your horrible grammar

by Lexiemalik23 December 21, 2016

balls out or cut them off

go all out or dont go at all

skydiving you do it or you dont so balls out is you doing it and cut them off is not doing it - "hey man balls out or cut them off you gonna jump?"

by violentpandabear April 2, 2011