A kid in chemistry, who has the mind set of a emo kid/prep/douchbagery. The body of what looks like a 5 year old jock. and the mouth of a gangsta gettin capped, a chicken getting ass raped, and marlon brando. Usually the kid who ends up getting diagnosed with Vaginal Hutchinson's Disease.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
This kid thinks he is a black gangsta by mistakenly wearing emo clothes mized with hollister. The mouth keeps it all black though as Bitch, and PISS! come out of his mouth every five seconds after getting a chemistry equation wrong.
The sad part is the chemistry equation was actually a "hole". The wrong hole.
Dont worry, usually the Hutchbag hasnt even found this hole, although he looks frequently on himself, not knowing its on the opposite sex.
Hutchbag's are the prodigies to the Hutch Rocket.
by David the Native February 15, 2008
a doritos bag is a bag full of the corn chips called doritos. it can come in many different flavours as sweet chilli and salt
by big.kaboom361 April 15, 2025
by joshy rotten August 24, 2008
Take a dump in a bag ( even better if it's wet) and then throw the bag of crap out a window of tall building.
by Jajmj07 September 20, 2015
"I sexually identify as a Walmart bag" is a humorous phrase used to describe someone who feels a deep sense of identity and connection with the crumpled, discarded, and often-misunderstood existence of a Walmart bag. It's a tongue-in-cheek way of poking fun at the complexities of modern identity politics and the tendency to label oneself with unusual and unconventional descriptors. In essence, it's a lighthearted joke that playfully mocks the idea of identifying with an inanimate object, while also acknowledging the absurdity and humor in doing so.
- Nice to meet you. May I ask for your pronouns?
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
- I sexually identify as a walmart bag.
- Uhm, can I just call you they/them?
- I IDENTIFY AS A WALMART BAG. THAT'S REALLY OFFENSIVE TO ME. I'M Walmart/Bag, NOT They/Them!!!!!!!!!!!
by Narmak2 April 23, 2024
Latest and greatest from the long and always-entertaining line of "douche-isms" (douchy, douchebaggery, etc).
by Superbad Buckle June 13, 2009
just give a person a bag of rice that not cook and just like seeing them as a skinny man with a bag of rice that is not cook
by J.C Micheal February 03, 2024