Do you want me baby?

What a guy says right b4 fucking a horny babe

Wess: Do you want me baby?
Brooke: *moans* y-yes... fuck me!!

by BigCocklover333 October 20, 2020

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Where do babies come from?

The worst and the most awkward question your child will ask you in your lifetime (if you were a parent)

Don't bother lying, they will find out eventually.

Stewie: Lois! Lois! Lois! Lois! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Ma! Ma! Ma! Ma!
Lois: WHAT IS IT????????????????????
Stewie: hi
Lois: I will send you to jesus
Stewie: I was actually going to ask you something.
Lois: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
Stewie: Where do babies come from?
Lois: From a stork..
Stewie: Isn't the baby too big?
Lois: It's a magik stork!
Stewie: That doesn't make sense.
Lois: It does.
Stewie: *GASP* DADDY FUCKED MOM~
Lois: *kills Stewie*

by Empress Kristi April 15, 2022

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baby boo plays with tiny toes

fits in tiny teacup

baby boo plays with tiny toes fits in tiny teacup

Guy2: dunks into the river

by ghostToes July 17, 2023

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We’re do babies come from

How about you ask your parents that, it will be interesting.

Kid:Mom We’re do babies come from?
Mom:I will tell you when your older.

by DO_BETTER March 6, 2022

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oh no baby! what is you doin???

A famous catchphrase Nick Joseph (nicknpattiwhack_) says in his videos with his friend Dan while doing "pranks".
This phrase became a meme on Black Twitter as of March 2017.

*Goes on a shopping spree*

My bank account: oh no baby! what is you doin???

by Ur Sexc Sharmuta March 27, 2017

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Baby Olympics/Child Support Roulette

When a group of guys jerk off into a container and dump it into a girl's pussy. Whoever gets her pregnant loses.

"Fuck, I have to pay this bitch $200 in child support cause I lost baby olympics/child support roulette!"

"What's that?"

"Me and a couple guys nutted into a jar and poured it into this chick's pussy!"

"What the fuck?"

by niggasandtheirchicken December 6, 2019

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