Miller Chocolate Surprise

When You Try Anal And Your Dick Comes Out With Shit On It

We Tried Anal And She Gave Me A Miller Chocolate Surprise

by 18Panini May 30, 2025

are you sure

When your son has an interesting day and you're particularly VERY skeptical for no reason and your wife is super strong

-I had a pretty interesting day
-Are you sure?
-Guess who's finally getting his powers?
-Are you sure?
-Threw a trash bag into space at work
-Are you sure?
-Pretty sure
-Are you sure?
-For sure!
-That's great son, just great. Are you sure?
-Pretty sure, threw a trashbag into spa-
-Are you sure?
-Pretty su-
-Are you sure?
-SEA SALT! I NEED Y-
-Are you sure?

Your wife repeatedly hits your foot with hers under the dinner table and that creates an explosion large enough to level the entirety of Chicago to rubbles. But are you sure this happened? Are you sure?

by perOxiNOsleep May 31, 2025

Checking to make sure

I'm just...

Hym "Checking to make sure what I think the word means is consistent with the definition. (Which I've seen change with the word glib specifically). Seriously. You're just screaming 'equal' at me. Shut up. I have an actual problem."

by Hym Iam June 5, 2025

I'm sure you did

Yeah, well...

Hym "I'm sure you did. And, I know. That's clearly the impetus..."

by Hym Iam July 9, 2025

Female Silver Surfer

Like Brett! May! Ultimate herald! Er, well, Brett's not doing a very good job as a herald but she is canonically accurate at least.

Hym "Female Silver Surfer! Like Brett! May Brett! Hopefully she does a better job then my herald because they DO NOT do what they are supposed to do and prepare the world for your consumption... Like, AT ALL. And I got the brain fluid to prove it."

by Hym Iam July 10, 2025

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.9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.

.9.AkacanasazalArefer to the surname, which is of Scottish origin meaning man of peacelA.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 29, 2025

Are you sure?

Asking someone if they are certain, confident, or positive about a statement, decision, or fact, often used to check for accuracy, encourage deeper thought about consequences, or express slight disbelief.

“Guess who’s finally getting his powers?”
“…Are you sure?”
“Pretty sure. Threw a trash bag into space.”

by MToque December 10, 2025