cunt

c.u.n.t.
C U Next Tuesday !!

me : alright mrs.cantrell, cunt!
mrs.cantrell : excuse me

me : you know… C U Next Tuesday?

by slVt4tr3<3 April 20, 2022

juggle the cunts

An expression one would use when describing how they would carry many things if they didn't have a carrier bag.

The carrier bag broke as I was walking home from the grocery store, so I had to juggle the cunts the rest of the way.

by C411UM November 20, 2015

cunts to the front

When something is clearly outside of the male knowledge realm and you gotta let the ladies take the lead.

Guy: Oh crap, this next trivia round is on Sex and the City.
Girl: Ok ladies, looks like cunts to the front on this one.

by prognosticator December 10, 2017

Gay cunt

Anyone, no matter the gender, who likes dick.

"Hey look who is that gay cunt over there?" Exclaimed Jack
"Oh that's just celina" replied john

by Javkopter August 2, 2018

Cunt-struck

Bedazzled when viewing a vagina when exposed by a woman in person.

I was cunt-struck as Gloria pulled done her panties while bending over in front of me, becoming transfixed and unable to move for a moment.

by Rambo13a June 6, 2016

Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

by Bigbear469 July 23, 2018

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt

An urban phrase meaning to avoid responsibility or reality by stubbornly refusing to acknowledge the truth, often by excessively flattering or blindly siding with someone influential.

bury your head in Dorothy's cunt:

Martin: "What is your plan, mate???"
Dan: "I'm telling people it wasn't me who got them sacked."
Martin: "Bloody hell, Dan! Me too! I've been saying that for months!"
Dan: "You idiot! There's no room for both of us to bury our heads in Dorothy's cunt."

by uisguisz March 7, 2025