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Random White People Syndrome

In Western countries white people (especially) women (again especially) can do a 360 on you. They are unpredictable and like volcano. These can be long term friends neighbors, relatives, family members, spouses, significant others, girlfriends or boyfriends. Sort of like "thrown under the bus" these people are usually soulless white people but it can be any race
David and Samir where doing business, Samir did a lot of the hard work , Dave takes the earnings and disappears.
Jennifer and David were married happily, one day Jennifer wakes up and makes all this stuff up about David.
Samir & Amira would go out of the way to never park in front of their own home, Todd & Brenda got mad when Samir & Amira parked infront of their own home because Todd & Brenda's cars were parked everywhere

Karen would make up stories about her husband so she could get the kids, real bad stories, a case of Random White People Syndrome

Glen would always invite Mustapha out to eat, Glen would always pay . Glen would never get uncomfortable when Mustapha always paid as Glen never would offer

Mohammed would always help Melissa and not ask for anything in exchange for several , one day Mohammed was not in a good situation and couldnt move his item and Melissa went crazy on him!

Stacy & Richard went out an date. Jamie would constantly tell Richard how much she likes him. Richard wouldn't putout that night. Stacy told everyone he tried to rape her
by Mohammed Atta December 21, 2020
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White knoll high school

Imagine sending your kids to prison that’s pretty much what this is you sit in classrooms for eight hours a day while teachers think about fondling you while people hit dab pens in the back of the classroom have you ever been barked at in the hallway well THIS IS THE SCHOOL FOR YOU obsessed with boobs? Well our vice principal Mrs Vining has sweet tits But she’ll cuss you out for wearing ripped jeans so beware Have you ever pushed your sister of a second floor well this is the place for you come down the white knoll and inroll today just know you have to re-create George Floyd‘s death to get in!
“Hey you know that school white knoll high school?”
Yeah what about it”
“They have some fine ass teachers”
“That’s P”
by Justattuckguy January 22, 2022
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The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.
Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.
by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004
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14 year old white girl

(NOT ALL 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRLS ARE TOXIC!)
Usually referring a person who constantly cancels others for stupid reasons.
Man, these 14 year old white girls need to stop cancelling others for no good reason.
by harristsangyt/yasmin April 18, 2021
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White people stole my car

One of the hottest search terms on Google during April 2010. Apparently using Google to search this term would result in Google suggesting "Do you mean black people stole my car?" This has now been fixed by Google to not display this particular suggestion.

Originally the phrase was used by spammers and malware sites - clicking on many of the sites that come up for this search term will infect the users machine.
Dude, when I Googled "white people stole my car" nothing came up. Google then suggested that black people did it.
by monkeypooper April 14, 2010
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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.
by Malice1969 August 17, 2006
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