Nut Tuck Swig

When you take a shot of alcohol then get kicked in the go-nads (nuts). A.K.A. A Texas Hold ‘Em

My brother hit me with the nut tuck swig when I went for my chaser

by anonymous March 8, 2024

deez nuts

the unfunniest joke

Guy 1: do u know the company DN?
Guy 2: no what is it about?
Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!! lLOSLAOAOA a,q,q,11111,1,1,1,1,1.1.1’zoepaspal

Guy 2: please stop. this isn’t funny anymore. i know that ur dad is dead and ur having a hard time. im always here for u.
Guy 1: i got him good!
i got him good…. *depression!!!!!!*

by funny chungus August 25, 2021

clutch nut

When your nuts hurt from pushing in a clutch pedal all day.

(walks into house after trucking all day) Wife-why are you constantly grabbing your balls!? Husband-ive been trucking all day and I've got a bad case of clutch nut!

by Racer89 July 30, 2019

heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

nuts in your cookie

Someone who’s got a bun in the oven.

You got nuts in your cookie after your honeymoon?

by The Goon Eliminater November 30, 2019

nuts

two big delicious things that sag at the bottom of your penis. men and women alike love to suck on these just because theyre so good.

Jodi: Damn he's really going at it.
John: Yeah, this man whore loves my big juicy nuts.

by nutsucker4000 July 9, 2022

Gabbas nut

A sticky green semen trail that comes out of the asshole hairs

I have gabbas nut because I’m a 5 year old underdeveloped alien stripper

by Verysloppywaffle April 14, 2021