Urban Dictionary

A website where a DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKING FUCKED UP mind like urs go to see random fucked up definition which u already fuckin know. U come here to see porn defintions to help you cum hard and masterbate bcoz u r restricted to watchin porn and u got no bitches. U search up shark to see if it means fucking doggystyle or not when ya already know it means something else. So get ur motherfucking dicks and ur fucked up asshole brains outta here you fucking bastards. Ok im sorry, im kinda fucked up too sayin all this shit, but ya know we kn the same fucking boat ma homies

Random Guy: Hey ya know what does Hotdog mean?
Kid: Yeah its a tasty foo—
Guy: Oh i know ill search up Urban Dictionary
Kid: Wait you don’t know what ho—
Guy: *pulls out fake offbrand iPhone*
Guy: Ahh it means a large yellow dick with two balls hanging off it with a huge load in the front.
Kid: Ok, umm—

Triggered Kid: cAlLiNg 911

by Mr.Nobody’sTalking@19345 June 29, 2023

Urban dictionary

dumb af

Person 1: whats Urban dictionary
Person 2: its a dumb website

by gayasfforboobs June 30, 2023

Urban Dictionary

A Dictionary full of sex jokes

Hello john pork lets hop on Urban Dictionary and make sex jokes and have gay sex later!!

by TheRealGaymer June 1, 2024

Urban Dictionary moderator

Someone who waits forever to publish your urban dictionary entry, or removes it for no good reason, and doesn't tell you.

I would have defined what a shitbucket is, referring to vehicles, but the Urban Dictionary moderators haven't yet approved it after a couple days.

by 5MillionAttoparsecsFromHell June 2, 2024

Urban Dictionary

Propagator of hate-filled misinformation

Look up Urban Dictionary for nasties targeting flavour-of-the-month victims of hate campaigns

by Ailleurssij'ysuis June 3, 2024

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by Itz KittyPinkiez June 9, 2024

Urban Dictionary

a user-run dictionary where 99% of users post NSFW sht that they can't do on wikipedia

User 4 (Normal Guy): Time to use Urban Dictionary!
User 1: SEX POSITION ORGASM DICK DICK DICK
User 2: NIGG@ NIGG@ VAGINA COCONUT OIL
User 3: BELLY TWISTER OHIO SEX ACT HD@UJKUD@YEJ@B
User 4 (the only normal one): bro I thought this was an actual dictionary
User 1: AAAAAAÆ SEX SEX SEX SEZ
User 4 (the only normal one): dies

by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024