Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."
Can be abbreviated to "picnic".
Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
Get the A cunt's picnic mug.1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.
Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.
Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.
Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
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Get the Cunt is a Corum mug.A nasty knee-jerk attitude, particularly displayed by a woman. On autopilot, but with a bitchy attitude.
She was late to lunch and stuck me with the check so I thought she was calling to apologize, but when I called her back she was on auto-cunt.
by little troll November 30, 2009
Get the auto-cunt mug.The female version of "Cock Blocking" typically used for unusually aggressive girls when unwanted attention is being given.
"I don't think I'm going to come out with you guys tonight. I want to enjoy myself and I know if Kay is there she's going to be all over me."
"Should I distract her?"
"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"
"Should I distract her?"
"If you don't mind, a cunt stunt would definitely do the trick."
"I'll see what I can do, no promises though..."
"C'mon Krista you can do it, Cunt Stunting's a breeze"
by B1X December 13, 2012
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Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
Daniel: I have a woman that looks like she came out of Chernobyl
Costa: shut the fuck up cunt
Daniel: mAd CuZ jEaLoUs
by costa the cunt head August 9, 2021
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