life sucks and then you die

Life sucks , then you die.But first life rapes you up the ass and slits your throat and leaves you to die.Then a gang comes along and beats the fuck out of you and takes your wallet.Then you get ran over repeatedly by a garbage truck.Then liberals tell you to be more sensitive.And then , if your lucky , you die.

Life's a bitch and she's back in heat...yup.. life sucks and then you die ...

by broken down March 6, 2007

you done got-got

When a person has been baffled, bamboozled or otherwise tricked in some way.

Snake: Eat the apple
Eve: Ok
God: you done fucked up.
Snake: You done got-got

by LordCari April 1, 2017

slap the black off of you

A way to indicate slapping someone of African American decent very hard.

"Boy do that one more time and i'll slap the black off of you!"

by Thiccsnacc December 4, 2017

Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

Plugging a product shamelessly in conversation, as if the company was paying you every time you did so. From the movie Idiocracy, where a character is paid every time he inserts "Brought to you by Carl's Jr." into a conversation.

Steve: Man my new Apple Iphone is AWESOME!
Bill: No way, my new Microsoft Windows phone is better than sex!!!
Normal person (without cult-like loyalty): Brought to you by Carl's Jr.

by tiku December 6, 2012

go Chris Brown on you

To beat the fuck out of you and run away, leaving you there crying/possibly unconscious.

The term "go Chris Brown on you" originated one (un)faithful night before the Grammy's in an event known as Domestic Disturbia, in which Chris Brown attacked Rihanna. Now everyone hates him.

Bitch, if you don't get me some thin mints ima go Chris Brown on you.

by team rihanna February 12, 2009

Yeah, well fuck you!

A phrase used when one fails to think of a decent comeback. originally used by comedian Ron White.

Person A: ur moms fat
Person B: Yeah, well fuck you!

by TooBlonde2BeEmo October 21, 2006

that thing i sent you

This phrase comes from the cartoon featured on Cartoon Network, "Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law." It is used by the hippo, Peter Potamus. Potamus uses this phrase when he should be saying something more important, but cant think of it.

Did you get that thing i sent you?

by Alchemist.joshua December 31, 2007