Bag of Dicks

There's no singular use for Bag of Dicks, it's usable to the point of your creativity

An avenue that always gets laughs is to describe the feeling of one's physical condition after some kind of intoxication session

Fuck me, I woke up this morning like a Bag of Dicks

by Sangas December 6, 2022

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

The Gucci bag crew

A group of girls at school/work who think everyone likes them and they’re super popular. However, in reality, most people can’t stand them.

Oh heck, the Gucci bag crew is coming our way

Amber? Yeah she’s just a Gucci bag crew girl, total bitch

by Loladietrich January 10, 2022

Fauxche bag

someone who is such a loser, they dont evenearn cthec right to be a douche

that dude is a fauxche bag

by Mark693576 November 15, 2011

octopus fucking a bag pipe

A term used by professional divers (see monkey fucking a football) to describe a particular person or organizations discombobulated attempt to complete a task. (Note the diver has air hoses and is underwater)

Holy shit! You’re so tangled in your own lines and hoses you look like an octopus fucking a bag pipe.

by Cubs4388 October 30, 2020

Dirty Bag

Reusing a condom you came in to fuck for more rounds

Josh: “Yeah, I dirty bagged that chick”
Matt: “You what?”
Josh: “Ran out of condoms, reused that shit 😂 “

by Fratstar47 May 22, 2024

eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred

UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.

by secisfun January 26, 2021