shit-cock wasted

Spectacularly, mind-bogglingly, awe-inspiringly drunk. Far beyond drunk, blitzed, wasted, or cocked, you are now pushing the very limits of man's capacity for alcohol consumption.

"Yo man, my head really hurts. What the hell happened last night?"

"Dude, you were shit-cock wasted."

by DreamingSpires August 23, 2004

Ruddy Ol' Cock

Noun: Person: A miserable son-of-a-bitch usually past middle age.

Noun: Object: An older mechanical device such as a car that has constant problems.

1) That ruddy ol' cock pissed on my rhododendrons. Let's egg his house.

2) Fuck, the engine overheated! I'm sick of this ruddy ol' cock breakin' down all the time.

by Tyson M. April 28, 2005

cock breath macgee

1.) the official name given to the member of your group who is being a fag.

2.) dude that is being so gay that you can actually smell cock on his breath.

CBM

Shawn couldnt take a joke, so we named him cock breath macgee.

by white cash November 5, 2008

cock juggling thundercunt

An idiotic woman, such as one who has multiple crotch droppings but lacks the responsibility to take care of them.

The problem, you cock juggling thundercunt, was that you did not know where your misbegotten kids were.

by Arsian August 4, 2006

Mobile Cock Block

Cock blocking someone through a text message or phone call.

Me and my GF were making out and my buddy freakin' mobile cock blocked me with his cell phone.

by pbyrd February 12, 2010

counter cock block

Someone who prevents you from being cock blocked; usually another female you bring to distract a cock block and therefore neutralize the cock blocker.

John was trying to tell embarrassing stories about me so he could prevent me from scoring with a hot girl, but I distracted him with my friend nancy, the counter cock block. She pretended to be interested in him so he would stop being jealous and cock blocking me.

by markos maximus January 14, 2011

Cock Block Texting

when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.

Guy1: did you fuck judy?!
Guy2: NO, her friends kept cock block texting us..

by WOOOOOODAMN May 7, 2011