Standard Time

The sense of time we used to experience, as we tried and failed to reclaim it on November 1, 2020.

She awoke on November 1, 2020, eight months into Covid world, four years in the Trumpian alternative universe, and found herself trying to name the daze of the week, wondering how many of them until November 3, 2020, when something or nothing might change, maybe a few months or hours, who could say, and was reminded that she was back on Standard Time. It sounded so nice. She was sure it used to mean something...

by Monkey's Dad November 1, 2020

Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.

Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!

by DeathGrim March 16, 2022

Cherry-time

when 2 virgin people have Sex and take each other's virginity for the first time is called "Cherry time"

You can just ask anyone virgin (while being virgin yourself) to have cherry time "want a cherry time?" Because cherry-time means two virgin people losing it to each other

by Suraya_111 August 28, 2023

Tommy timing

When you say something outrageously sus

Person 1: bro your balls could fit in my mouth
Person 2: yooo nah you on that Tommy timing

by 3babyariocha August 29, 2022

A good time

you + Sister = sex

Sex = a good time

ME and sister say AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh im cooooming!!!!!!!!!!!!

a good time is when you hear your parens claping

by Smirgh June 7, 2021

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017

tab-time

when someone waits till the last minute to do something and wants to rush everything last minute

my girlfriend had an appointment this morning and woke up late and was on tab-time and wanted to rush out

by Georgia peach 563 September 19, 2025