Get off your high horse

A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.

Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."

by Tekaiguy August 30, 2019

off da heezy my neezy

it was cool my friend

that R.kelly concert was off tha heezy my neezy

by Mimi February 4, 2004

Scrape The Shit Off My Shoe

A term of contempt to one disliked.

"I'm not Fukkin doin that! They can scrape the shit of my shoe..!!"

by Parker TreeFroGG December 1, 2003

Blow off the easy one

Another term for masturbating.
To blow off refers to the act of masturbation, and the easy one refers to the penis

Me: "What are you doing tonight?"
Friend: "I'm gonna blow off the easy one"

by Stevens Slowjerk November 4, 2008

Drop the kids off at the pool

If you are a lady and you have just had sexy times with a man without a condom. You may need to drop the (potential) kids off at the pool to prevent a wet patch in the bed and subsequent damp patches in her panties.

That was nice darling. I just need to drop the kids off at the pool before we go to sleep.

by Bazzlington June 9, 2018

get off my donkey

A term used by players of the game Magic: the Gathering to tell another player to stop drafting the same color cards.

"Get off my blue donkey, bitch!"

by Jordan May 28, 2004

Get Off My TV

To suggust to someone that they shut up and get out of your goddam sight before you kill them for saying stupid things.
usually incorporates shaking of the fist.

Person1: Do you have any eggos?
Person1: Where's my eggo
person2: get off my tv *shakes fist*

by CobraBytez November 27, 2003