turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you

omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang

by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021

douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

d bag

Dakota Fanning

Kstew: "And thank you, Dakota Fanning, D bag, My girl."

by Ks_Owlet December 22, 2016

anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Burrito bag

An uncircumcised chode

That burrito bag was wider than it was long and also had foreskin

by JuDucky March 18, 2023

bag

Another name for weed

I got that bag for da low

by cloudyclouds April 5, 2019

Fuck Bag

Someone who is like a bag in which someone is open for fucking 24/7

Dude, Marie is such a Fuck Bag!

by Spread Em February 20, 2017