threeway cock socket

a woman inclined to being sexually penetrated simultaneously in the mouth, pussy and anus

The best porn starlets are all threeway cock sockets.

by Figleaf23 March 14, 2010

charging my cock

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.

When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

Chatline Cock Sucker

1. Hungry cock suckers who announce on a chatline that they are there to suck off men who can't find the desirable hot chick he is looking for. Men then make a visit to the chatline cock sucker who acts as the cum dumpster providing a good blow and go.

2. The cum dumpster on a chatline.

I called that chat line to find a hot chick, but no one was on, so I got my load sucked out by the chatline cock sucker who swallowed every last drop of sperm!

by CLCS January 5, 2011

Raspberry Thunder Cock

Raspberry Thunder Cock-(Verb),(noun),(insult): (raz-ber-ry-thun-der-cock)

The act of plundging ones penis into a females menstrated vagina; followed by a pull out and 450 unit charge to ones genital area.

Hey how is Raspberry Thunder Cock over there doing? Dont be such a Raspberry Thunder Cock! I could really use some Raspberry Thunder Cock therapy right now.

by CHALUPADOOP September 6, 2010

Cock-Sucking Fucktard

A Hybrid term used to identify a person whos IQ dips below that of all known living creatures and most piles of shit. Commonly used in the IT field when referencing customers.

Caller: I cant find the power button
Tech: Sigh.....{MUTE} What a Cock-Sucking Fucktard!......{UNMUTE} On the front of your pc.

by FDDI6K February 20, 2009

Big meaty cock

A delicious chicken cooked thoroughly and left tender and juicy

I had some big meaty cock last night! It was great! What? No I'm not a homosexual!

by Jeranamo January 1, 2016

The Man With The Liquid Cock

The Man With The Liquid Cock (TMWTLC) is a (probably) mythical rapist who lives in the West Midlands.

He creeps up behind people having sex in public places and uses his liquid dick to slide into an open hole uttering his immortal: "Wa-He-Heyyy!!"

Andrew: "... and they were just having normal sex and then suddenly they hear

"Wa-He-Heyyy!"

And before they knew it, she's being DP'd"

Ollie: "No way! Must be The Man With The Liquid Cock"

by Ollie2323 June 19, 2017