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Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
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Monkey

Monkeys are people with shits for brains and are incompetent.
Like The Mother Fuker that’s going on urban dictionary and writing random shit like Her <3, Like wtf that shit is not and does not belong anywhere near the urban dictionary.
Tyler: I think we should jump off the bridge into the river
Jamal: Nig are u a freaking Monkey?
by TheAfricanBootyScratcher August 11, 2023
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Monkeys

Monkeys: Primate Complexity Unveiled

Monkeys, envoys of diversity, traverse habitats from rainforests to highlands. Their social orchestration ranges from monogamous pairs to complex societies. Communication melds vocalizations, gestures, and expressions. As ecological custodians, they disperse seeds and maintain arboreal vitality. Conservation mandates stand crucial amidst habitat loss and trade threats. Monkeys embody biodiversity's symphony, woven into nature's intricate narrative.
Wow, look at those monkeys over there
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by Furrys can taste a bullet August 14, 2023
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Monkey Cucker

One who fucks the owner of a monkey while the monkey sits in a chair and watches.
That Mat sure is a Monkey Cucker; even after the monkey started watching he kept on fucking her.
by Gonzilla August 16, 2023
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Monkey Pitt

A room filled with big black guys surrounded by kfc Popeyes and bags of cotton
I once walked in on a monkey Pitt, and said damn that’s a lot of big niggas and smelly asshole
by I own 30 porch monkeys April 2, 2024
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Monkey

Can be used in many ways, Define you friends as joke, The actual animal, or in an offensive way like being racist.
Hes just a monkey😂, That monkey is so playful, That black guy is such a monkey.
by A N G E L April 3, 2024
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monkey hiller

Thomas Gordinier is a monkey hiller
by T DOG69 April 3, 2024
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