Monkey's paw wish

You wish for, let's say $200. You get it, but you also get a thermonuclear bomb set to explode in 3 seconds at the same time.
Person 1: Mr. White wished for $1000. The next day, his son died in a factory accident and he got $1000 as compensation.

Person 2: That's a monkey's paw wish.
by Based Cow May 12, 2023
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I’ll be a monkey’s uncle

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.
If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.
by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022
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to refer to someone as a morally bankrupt, corrupt and sexually exploitative individual under a facade of being morally sound and generous to those who are weaker and in need; used to describe someone who is a member of the UN peacekeepers
I can't Steven became a UN peacekeeper and raped a 13 year old girl in that third world country, fuckin 'blue headed molestation monkey'.
by Fax Dispenser November 30, 2021
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monkey threat

None of your monkey threat. I know you are trying to scare the bejesus out of me but I am not scared of you.
by uttam maharjan June 25, 2010
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Monkey Spunker

A monkey spunker is that special type of wanker who thinks he is it
You know that bloke dave, he's a proper monkey spunker he is.
by Sauce_Monkey October 03, 2020
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Grapefruit monkey

The ugliest friend you have at school, they are black and love grape kool aid
That Grapefruit monkey is an ass
by Bradden Williams September 21, 2022
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Monkey Man

Your a Monkey and a Man
by _Doppio is a qt_ August 17, 2022
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