One more kick at the cat

When you feel that desperate need to just hammer back that one last thing before your suppose to stop it forever.

Wife: “Your a fucking piss tank! Your fucking drunk right now! You piece of shit! You better stop your drinking or I’m going to leave!”

Degenerate husband: (grabs full 26oz of Smirnoff vodka from liquor cabinet)

“Ya ya ya, one more kick at the cat”

(Diesels half the 26oz of vodka)

by Reyzor December 18, 2019

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Mark One's Territory

When a man ejaculates on an item that is not his own in order for a part of him (DNA) to remain on the item even though he has left the area.

Person 1: Why would anyone need to mark one's territory?

Person 2: To remind future generations of one's legacy of superior DNA

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019

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One

Added with delicate prose to the end of a statement, implying there are two choices (the two choices are readily available in the sentence- so more of a way to drive home the awesomeness or disgust of its subject)

Picture Uncle Billy & Grandpa speaking:

“Billy Bob, where’s ya’lls mama??”
“At the Walmart in Stinesville or Bloomington, one.”

by Gigajules May 1, 2019

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One-hit-wonder

steps to becoming a One-hit-wonder

1. get to the top of the charts with a catchy tune and meaningless lyrics
2. throw a big diva tantrum
3. lose your label
4. fade to obscurity
5. make your song elevator music
6. years later have a reunion concert
7. never sing again
8. no one remembers you

hey remember lindana? she was a one-hit-wonder

by platypussy_licker May 3, 2019

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