some people say April 24th is national r*pe day, so therefore we will make it national rip off ears day, ears are quite easy to rip off just start at the top and pull down at a angle❤️
“hey, did you know april 24th is national rip off ears day? “
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
“oh really?”
“yup!”
“nice, definitely if somebody looks at me sideways their ear will be ripped off!”
by ..brookkk April 23, 2021
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by FENSONA March 3, 2022
Get the welp off to visit your mother! mug.1. To take the time out to enjoy a person of the opposite sex, getting your "insert name" on. You may also do the exact opposite if this person has an off day, getting your "insert name" off.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
2. To blatantly stare at a person of the opposite sex without being caught whether you're enjoying this time or cringing in disgust.
Shaun: "Aye man, where the hell have you been? You're needed back there to replace the cylinder on the line."
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
Seth: "I had to pause for a moment and get my Anngie on. She just stepped through the double doors."
Shaun: "Really Seth, Really? She's kinda out of commission being pregnant and all. Shouldn't you be getting your Anngie off?"
Seth: "You're right as always sir. Now, about those cylinders!"
get my "insert name" on/off
by BigSight November 6, 2010
Get the get my "insert name" on/off mug.literally means pausing, then removing your tongue from a mushroom. why do people think thats so rude? also "sos please lick my mushroom" is NOT rude. it also literally means take a mushroom (the fungi type) and lick it. simple rele.
see yeebs
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
mmm: haha mr stone is such a mushroom licker!
some randomer: hey that sounds so sick and wrong!
mmm: no it doesnt. he literally licks mushrooms (nath and julies mushrooms we think tho)
please note we have to add a pauses and removes tongue off mushroom. woot.
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Get the drop mr. brown off at the pool mug.A line people use when they get confronted directly for acting like a cunt to try to save face. It is normally used on people of equal or lower social standing and not generally used on people with power or authority. It is a pre-packaged response designed to win over the crowd or turn the tables and doesn't actually have any bearing on who is right or wrong.
Person 1: "Did you see Mark trying to hide his hair loss? It's so obvious."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."
Person 2: "Making fun of people's looks is kinda lame."
Person 1: "Get off your high horse."
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