Poker Time

Guys who likes to spend time at strip clubs.

Hey babe, I will hang out with my guys for poker time!

by DeathGrim March 16, 2022

redneck good time

When a girl gives you a handjob with sand paper then throws rubbing alcohol on it after

My sister gave me the redneck good timeit hurt like hell

by Daddy long leg 96 July 14, 2017

Gaming time travel.

When a child usually between 11 and 15 that plays video games and convinces himself that he is doing the right thing for his life and that everything else such as homework or friends is irrelevant, hence years and years go by and he only left his room to go take a shit only to realize that he is now 17 and he should've listened to his mother.

Bob: i'M 17 years old did I really just waste 4 years of my life playing World Of Warcraft?
Joe: Yeah dude you wen't through a Gaming Time Travel.
Bob: My posture is all fucked up now and my ass smells from the computer seat.

by Darte July 1, 2016

wasting time

literally what you are doing right now. if you're like me, your probably bored out of your mind while in a zoom call for art and are on the urban dictionary cuz you're an idiot and have nothing better to do. end my suffering, please.

person 1: lol I'm fucking bored I'm just going to go on to the urban dictionary and waste time that I could use to be productive
person 2: good choice I love wasting time!

by RRRILEY May 5, 2020

Full-Time Motherfucker

Someone who wakes up and chooses to be a f***ing dog. Competing with themselves day in and out, no rest. Just a sick motherfucker working full time.

I see this guy in the gym everyday, sometimes even twice! He’s a full-time motherfucker!

by differentbreeddefinition December 27, 2020

screen time conventions

The phenomenon where until smartphones have been around for sufficiently long periods of time, there are multiple different conventions on how well a child should behave in order to get more screen time. Even though by now, there have been found the following deciding factors on whether someone (children or otherwise) should (be allowed to) have screen time: a) the desired duration of screen time, b) the purpose of having screen time, c) personal susceptibility towards the effect(s) of excessive screen time.

In our household, screen time conventions are strict; we have to consider behavior, purpose, and how long the kids can actually handle it without experiencing brainrot.

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Ass-time

An Ash Tray

When you ask someone to pass the ash tray at a rather loud gathering but you say Ass-Time by mistake . As the music cuts out and everyone hears you say it.

by Princess Ninja Duck May 4, 2021