doing a ritchie

When you don't turn up to work cos your on crack

Person 1: Hey mate, where's ritchie
Person 2 : He's on crack as always, doing a ritchie

by 0m@g May 1, 2023

Why do people like forks so much?

People like forks a lot because its so cool!!!!11!1!!!!1111!

Why do people like forks so much? Forks are you when yes is you good when fork is yes good you ok when fork work yes okau when to

by eating a burger with no honey September 29, 2022

Doing a Tate

Taking advantage of a butterz girl, claming you're drunk, when you're actually sober.

Jeeze, that kid's doing a Tate, I feel sorry for that girl.

by Willow1994 January 7, 2010

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

To do a china

To cause something bad to happen, then to attempt to cover it up, followed by deception, lies, accusations, then finally bullying, in order to deny responsibility.

Bobby broke his little sister's special doll. Bobby decided to do a china to his sister so that he didn't get into trouble for breaking the doll.

by Stickwoman May 4, 2020

What is diddy blud doing on the calculator

Is when you found the answer to 6+7+6+7+41

“ what is diddy blud doing on the calculator”

“ i am trying to find the answer to 6+7+6+7+41”

by Okhon November 5, 2025

Doing a Thommo

1. To single-handedly consume an entire buffet intended for around 60-100 people.

2. The act of forwarding unverified news videos of questionable origin to a Whatsapp group chat, often accompanied by a poorly written caption

Hide the Scotch Eggs. Dave has already punched the bride in the face and now he's doing a Thommo.

by Slamdog Millionaire January 8, 2020