Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates

“Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”

by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024

jack mark

Jack Mark

Person 1: What’s your name?

Person 2: Jack Mark
Person 1: What’s your favorite color?
Person 2: Jack Mark

by Not_jack_mark November 23, 2021

jack aughff

The action of telling someone oneself is about to beat meat, but it being so pleasurable that one simply cannot finish one's sentence.

"Hey man I'm about to jack aughff....."
"Cmon man Michael's touching himself again.."

by Coolguy286 July 30, 2024

Jack n cig

Where you jack off and then have a smoke after, as post-orgasm smoking feels amazing.

Alex: Man, I really need a cig, but I have a cough, so I gotta wait til tomorrow

Mark: Damn bro

Alex: Yeah, plus I have my final, so I'll really wanna cop a jack n cig.

by markissooocool December 09, 2011

Jack Corndog

I like to lick his sexy feet

The jack Corndog has sex with his mom on a day to day basis

by 1234567Ethan June 29, 2022

Jack Wilko

Just a Litteral Meme

Bruh That's a Jack Wilko

by Beesy2Buzzy January 31, 2022

Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex

A man cuts holes in a pumpkin for the eyes nose and mouth. several men jack off then stick their cocks in the holes and shoot their loads in the pumpkin
Once all the men are done, the pumpkin is cut open and emptied out, and a pumpkin pie is made. Must be served to a special girl with a side of ice cream

"I had Jack o' Lantern Pumpkin Pie Sex with Stacy last night with the guys. I know she is the one"

by SexDomMaster October 29, 2023