Joe Nuts

First name Joe, last name Nuts, middle name unknown.

“Joe Nuts”

Person 1 - “have you heard of Joe”

PERSON 2 - “Joe who”

Person 1 -

by anonymous December 8, 2020

Ice your nuts

Relax, stop worrying, stop nagging. Similar to 'take a chill pill' or Chill your nuts. Command is not gender specific.

"Dude, let's go! We're gonna be late!"
"Ice your nuts, man! It's all good."

by theblumeanie August 16, 2008

Burnt Toast With Nutella

When two brown men shit into a bowl. One man lays down on the floor and the shit is spread all over his chest, legs and groin. The other man then lays on top of him, thus creating burnt toast with nutella. This may also work with two white men, but instead of burnt toast, it would just be white bread.

Danny: "Hey Harry, you wont believe what I did last night."

Harry: "What did you do?"

Danny: "I made some burnt toast with nutella, last night with some guy. Maybe you would like to try it sometime!"

Harry: "MMMMM sounds delicious. I'll see when i'm off work!"

by Poon Slayer <3 <3 <3 October 11, 2011

Mr. Nutty

An alcoholic capitalist snowman. Mr. Nutty is a character who appears frequently in the Pokey the Penguin webcomic. On occasion he has been known to ride a giant flying boxing glove.

Mr. Nutty, do you know the feeling when your oven is of gross misproportion?

by TheDoctor June 27, 2006

deez nuts

A way to make a stupid bitch feel like a stupid bitch, without flat-out calling her a stupid bitch.

Man: Ay, did what's his name get at you yesterday?
Woman: Who?
Man: Deeeeez nuts.

by Pope John Paul III April 23, 2003

Banana Nutt Crunch

Verb-When a girlfriend, wife, or spouse is mad at their boyfriend, husband, etc. She begins to give him oral sex and stroke his testicles, before the man ejaculates, the women headbutts the man in the penis, more specifically the shaft and then punches the man in the testicles. Hince the name, the banana nutt crunch.

Man, did you hear what Shaquita did to Gonzo? He pissed her off so much, she tricked him into taking his pants off and she gave him a banana nutt crunch, and i ain't talkin' about the cereal.

by Tj Brown March 19, 2008

nutcracker

the act in which a skateboarder is grinding on a rail and the dude bails and the rail goes in between his legs

ouch!! bam margera just did a nutcracker

by andy kallick February 8, 2006