Snopp i en kopp

A term used as a substitute for your mom gay lol. It is the most vital way out of an argument.

Person One: i think that slavery should be legal again.
Person two: are you serious...

Person One: stfu you are a snopp i en kopp.
Person two: *dies

by Snopp i en kopp March 5, 2018

I graciously pretend to agree.

Abbreviation: IGPTA. A polite and playful way to acknowledge someone with whom one disagrees (especially a member of the opposite sex)

Mary: "I think this artwork would look so much better on THIS wall." John: "I graciously pretend to agree."

by 1570Maple October 13, 2013

I just like the song

the defense you use when someone calls you out after you post a facebook status (works best if they're song lyrics) so blatantly about someone. most likely with whom you have just had a falling out with. this is a very combative strategy because in one phrase you can both deny being weak and also make your opponent seem self absorbed.

Josh: I saw what you just posted about me on facebook. you can't even say it to my face.
Sonia: who said it was about you?! i just like the song....

by zoe b.goode February 23, 2011

I blame David Day

Whenever something goes wrong in your life, in the world, wherever, the expression to use is 'I blame David Day'. This started as an internet prank , so the story goes, but has become quite popular.Basically the expression allows you to blame anything that has gone wrong on this mysterious David Day.

Burnt my hand on the stove!I blame David Day!

Woke up this morning feeling sick!I blame David Day!

Floods in the East!I blame David Day!

by tazzibear October 19, 2011

I stole your tampon

The act of stealing a tampon and letting the blood drip over your face.

I stole your tampon and got a warm sticky ending.

by SoTrueFacts September 25, 2011

i earn my life

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

by human i think February 1, 2023

The Only One I Know

The only one I know
Has come to take me away
The only one I know
Is mine when she stitches me
The only one I see
Has found and aching in me
The only one I see
Has turned her tongue into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
The only one I know
Never cries, never opens her eyes

The only one I know
Wide awake and then she's away
The only one I see
Is mine when she walks down our street
The only one I see
Has carved her way into me
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain
Everyone has been burned before
Everybody knows the pain

by Death Menace February 4, 2023