Winter

Winter means The Worst.

Winter is coming.

Or

Winter is yet to come.

by MomsMessenger December 26, 2020

winter lu’au

A sexual act combining the lu’au and skiing wherein the subject is spit-roasted by two men while giving two others handjobs.

Bro, you won’t believe this: me, Tony, Davey, and Marcus totally threw Steve a winter lu’au. He was so surprised when we all started fuckin’ him, it was awesome!

by Cum Patriot March 20, 2023

Bachelor Winter

When one breaks up with his girl and she takes all the stuff.

Person 1: What happened to your bedframe, desk, mirror couch, and coffee table?
Person 2: I broke up with my girl and she took all my stuff man.
Person 1: Ah, another Bachelor Winter

by TheGman33 January 23, 2023

California Winter Railroad

The sexual act of cooking mini corns dogs in a hot toasty oven at 400 degrees F for 20 minutes and then proceeding to insert a minimum of 6 mini corn dogs into a XL condom. After this, proceed to freeze for 24 hours in the tied off condom and then insert that California Winter Railroad into any orifice of the body you desire.

Your fetish with mini corn dogs has taken you down an interesting path on the California winter railroad.
“My partner ask me if we have California Railroads set up in the freezer to stuff in their giant phat ass.”

by Gannimal October 28, 2021

John Winter

An Idiot

What a John Winter
He's such a fuckign idiot

by Gay Joseph June 25, 2023

wintering

1. When it is cold outside and snowing but you are Canadian and you don't enjoy it

Ex.

Person 1: Why don't you want to go out.
Person 2: It's wintering and I hate it!

by ihavegay January 22, 2023

Winter Balls

When your balls are cold and tighten up. Can be any time of year, but usually during the winter. This is as opposed to warmer environments, when your balls are big, loose, and swinging.

Jake: "Bro, it's cold as hell out here!"
Chad: "Fr man, I got a serious case of winter balls right now."
Jake: "I miss the summer when my balls were big."
Chad: "ong"

by ChiGuy312 November 29, 2021