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wet koala

a terrifying image of a wet koala bear which was photoshopped to look like it's angry
ahhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the wet koala is gonna give me nightmares
by porkbounce March 19, 2021
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Wet sammich

An extremely soaked, delicious and deadly sandwich exclusively made in Chicago by hairy men with thick 'Cago accents. Wet sammiches are often accompanied with a tug job (also knows as a teej). Favorite sammich of puffins in the North Atlantic.
"Hey guy, gimme one of dem wet sammiches, extra wet, and let me get a teej with that afterwards a'right? Go Bears"
by chicagopuffin August 31, 2012
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wet gas

when you fart and brown mist appears on your underwear
holy crap jimmy just wet gassed all over my bed!
by mark mcellian November 22, 2011
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Wet And Messy

Wet And Messy is type of sexual kink & fetish that has been around for quite a while (a while in my POV is two decades).

Basically the premise is that some people find it erotic when girls cover themselves or play with certain substances that have satisfying tactile properties. For me, it's anything with a thick, viscous or slimy consistency, such as honey, liquid soap or detergent, simulated mucus, nuru gel, or slime itself. This kink is most (in)famous for using food substances, but this is entirely optional (I much prefer non-food substances, with the exception being confectionary stuff like syrup or whipped cream).

This kink can be depicted with or without any additional sexual acts being performed. I personally find it really erotic when the performer wallows and slides around in the substance on a flat surface.

This kink can also be performed by yourself, which I've been doing ever since I discovered it, and it really gets me off.
My journey with Wet And Messy began as a pre-teen when I realized that watching girls sliding around in fucktons of shampoo or laundry detergent was a massive turn on.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian December 7, 2022
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Wet wank

A line used by Dave the sailor to describe visiting an Asian hooker.
Dave: we're coming into port..

John: yeah I know.

Dave: fancie a shave and a wet wank?
by Pablotescobar November 26, 2021
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Boobie Wets

When a lady puts on a shirt over a wet bathing suit top, and the water soaked through. Boobie Wets.
Amber is on first date at the beach, and she’s enjoying swimming with her man. Back up on the beach for lunch, she throws on a T-shirt. Amber gets boobie wets. How embarrassing!
by Boom Boom Bastic Baby August 10, 2020
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Wet wiener

When you spill a Baja blast from Taco Bell on your wiener/crotch area
Gotta drive safely after you order Taco Bell. You don’t want a wet wiener, do you?
by Slightlychance September 2, 2020
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