twat twiddler

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.
by Antony Bartlett April 24, 2007
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tinea twat

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.
1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.
by vagdoc October 13, 2011
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Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.
Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.
by hoozat?! February 15, 2010
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Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.
The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!
by GoNe1 May 17, 2007
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douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.
Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.
by Jet Lej August 15, 2006
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Pediatric twat

An overly dramatic phone addicted millennial female with the mentality of a toddler. Characteristics include brightly coloured hair, constantly streaming tears, and ill fitting clothing.
That pediatric twat Smurf is crying cause she broke up with her boyfriend for the 8th time today.
by OG Bobby Hill November 25, 2019
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twat brie

Vaginal secretion, very similar to Fanny Batter, except exclusive to French ladies.
Cécile stayed the night, we had some cracking sex but it took me several washes to get her Twat Brie off my black bed sheets.
by Jam Warm February 02, 2016
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