twat syndrome

An chronic disorder, usually the result of having a vagina. Symptoms include a heightened sense of drama- especially when none exists, bitchiness, poor sense of direction, failure to understand simple instructions like "make me a sandwich, now!", and neediness. People with the disorder tend to cry, and make stories up.

Deep penetration can sometimes alleviate the symptoms for a while, but tend to result in addiction, and "emotional dependance".

Can happen to especially whiney guys.

Girl- So I was talking to my friend the other day, and you have to understand, I was on my rag at the time and so I was feeling insecure, and she made a comment that I sorta thought might mean she thought I was fat and.....

Guy- Well this sounds like a classic case of twat syndrome to me. Just shut up!

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Bitch- Why do you have to be so insensitive all the time? Can't you respect me for once?

Guy- I do respect you, but you have twat syndrome and can't tell. Haven't we talked about this before?

by Fried Donut February 11, 2008

tinea twat

An infection of the vagina caused by the same fungus that causes Athlete's foot (tinea pedis). Also known by the names fungal tunnel and Athlete's vag. This highly contagious condition is often spread by cougars.

1. Mike accidentally put his dick in Cassy's tinea twat. He now has jock itch.

2. That cougar's tinea twat spread the infection to Jeremy's cock, thanks to her rank fungal tunnel.

by vagdoc October 13, 2011

twat twiddler

Another term for a lesbian.

I reckon shes a right twat twiddler.

by Antony Bartlett May 1, 2007

Waffle Twat

To be used as a replacement for "Douche Bag".

A waffle twat can be any annoying person, from the frat boy at the bar dry humping some girl's leg, to your boss who won't leave you alone.

Man, that frat boy thinks he's so cool. What a waffle twat.

by hoozat?! February 15, 2010

Twat in a Knot

when the lips of the female genitalia are so large from getting banged and abused, that she can twist them into a knot. Seen it. It can be done.

The striper at Mel's bachelor party, tied her Twat in a knot!

by GoNe1 June 4, 2007

douche twat

One have the characteristics of both a douche and a twat. Specifically being whore-like and permiscuous, as well as pompous and idiotic.

Colin was acting like such a douche twat when he slept with that skanky asian.

by Jet Lej August 19, 2006

Twat Roast

A large amount of females gathered in one place, a lot of times around food.

Guy 1: Dude i just went to see The Breakup with my girlfriend.

Guy 2: Wow a romantic comedy. Must have been full of girls.

Guy 1: Yeah, it was a total Twat Roast.

by Biggy_Smalls_ January 25, 2011