muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

Tit Fuck

Verb

Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.

"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."

by Bill Sandey PHD in sexology November 5, 2008

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009

cake tits

Tits of a fat person.

Fatty likes cake. Therefore, Fatty has cake tits.

by Lady Tits-A-Lot November 11, 2009

looks tits

Something that looks very nice. Generally used when someone has done a good job cleaning up or installing a product.

Hey the yard looks tits, thanks for a great job.

by Hunans thono February 13, 2017

jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!

oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009

tit bag

A jerk , also a person who is an asshole.

Go fuck yourself you tit bag.

by Jester_7even September 13, 2005